So, after school today, I sprint down to Future Shop all eager to get The Iron Giant: Special Edition. I walked up to the customer service clerk, and what does he say?
"Oh, I'm sorry. We haven't ordered it in yet."
"We have it first" my ass.
I was geeking out about this DVD to the girl I have a crush on.
Her>> Wait a minute. Is that the movie with the giant robot? And the robot dies at the end?
Me>> Yup. That's the one.
Her>> Oh, I hate that movie! I hate it so much!
(I heard a faint crack as my heart broke a little)
Me>> What? Why?
Her>> Because that movie made me cry!
Me>> Well, it makes me cry, too. It always makes me cry.
Her>> Oh, well, then, I guess it's good.
(I heard a faint tearing as the duct tape patched up my heart.)
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